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The phrase does all the work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because we're chaotic, not unhinged\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that survives the wash cycle gauntlet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print design. Front stays clean for plausible deniability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, yes. For the friend who says the thing everyone else was thinking. For your sister who collects inappropriate shirts like trophies. For anyone who's earned the right to be a little too much at brunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust maybe don't gift-wrap it for your partner's parents. Unless they're cool. 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