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It passes every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't go see-through after two washes (we know you were worried)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because thirst is size-inclusive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because V-necks are trying too hard for this energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps the design locked in, no fading\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white, pick your fighter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, it's one of the best gifts you can give someone who already thinks they're impossible to shop for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the present with the energy of a gift card but infinitely more personality. Birthdays, bachelorette parties, pride month, \"just because I saw this and it's literally you.\" Just know your audience. If they laugh, you nailed it. If they don't, that says more about them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the Dip Me In Chocolate shirt unisex?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Unisex relaxed fit available in sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the print quality like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printing. The design stays sharp and colorful through regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and you'll be fine. Cold wash, tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate to wear in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat depends entirely on your definition of appropriate. 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