{"product_id":"disobedient-cunt-tee","title":"Disobedient Cunt Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Disobedient Cunt Tee from Unethical Threads is what happens when medieval insult culture meets a cotton tee. Old world hostility. New world audacity. You're welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs \"disobedient cunt\" actually a medieval insult?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHistorically adjacent, spiritually dead-on. The kind of thing a peasant would mutter about a noblewoman before getting publicly flogged for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe put it on a shirt because the 21st century lets us do that. And because some of you are exactly this energy and deserve a uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e because disobedience has no size limit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e classic cut, nothing experimental\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors stay vivid and nothing cracks or peels\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/strong\u003e because you'll need to wash it after every argument you win wearing it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you have to ask, probably yes. The people in your life who would wear this, you already know exactly who they are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the gift that says \"I see you and I respect the chaos.\" Works for birthdays, holidays, or just because someone in your group chat deserves recognition for their service.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash it however you want, it holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Disobedient Cunt Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printed, not screen printed. The colors hold up through every wash. No cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this an appropriate gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on how well you know the person. If they'd laugh, yes. If you're not sure, also yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42308377313362,"sku":"Disuntz-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42308377346130,"sku":"Disuntz-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42308377378898,"sku":"Disuntz-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42308377411666,"sku":"Disuntz-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42308377444434,"sku":"Disuntz-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42308377477202,"sku":"Disuntz-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42308377509970,"sku":"Disuntz-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42308377542738,"sku":"Disuntz-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42308377575506,"sku":"Disuntz-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42308377608274,"sku":"Disuntz-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42308377641042,"sku":"Disuntz-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42308377673810,"sku":"Disuntz-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42308377706578,"sku":"Disuntz-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42308377739346,"sku":"Disuntz-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Disobedient_Cunt_Black_Tee.jpg?v=1771592273","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/disobedient-cunt-tee","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}