{"product_id":"do-not-narcan-me-dont-blow-my-high-funny-t-shirt","title":"Do Not Narcan Me Don't Blow My High Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Do Not Narcan Me Don't Blow My High Tee from Unethical Threads is a stop-sign protest parody for people who commit to the bit. The graphic stacks the demand over #DON'TBLOWMYHIGH with a stop sign underneath, because some requests deserve official signage. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who treat personal boundaries like a public safety issue. If your approach to making a point involves visual aids and all caps, you already get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tee works at festivals, house parties, and anywhere the energy is high enough to match the message. It's a protest sign you can throw in the wash. Pair it with cargo shorts and questionable decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that holds up and doesn't thin out after a dozen washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S to 4XL, because this message needs range\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e. Classic silhouette, because the graphic is doing all the heavy lifting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e locks the colors in so the demand stays legible long-term\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e. Pick your protest background.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. That's the whole bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Do Not Narcan Me Don't Blow My High Tee is a protest-sign parody, and like all good parody, it's going to bother at least one person at the cookout. If you need universal outfit approval, this isn't your shirt. If you like watching someone try to figure out if you're serious, welcome home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Colors stay locked in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and white. Two options, both solid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can wear it anywhere you're comfortable with the follow-up questions. 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