{"product_id":"do-not-resuscitate-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Do Not Resuscitate Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Do Not Resuscitate Tee from Unethical Threads puts the ultimate DNR on your back. The text hits after you've already walked past, which is kind of the whole point. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho wears a DNR shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've hit their limit and want the world to know, but only after they've already passed by. It's the back-print equivalent of leaving someone on read.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you answer \"how are you\" with a sigh and a subject change, this is your uniform. The Do Not Resuscitate Tee isn't for everyone, and that's exactly the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that won't ghost after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign is on the back. The front says nothing. Just like you at this point.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, yes. If you know someone who responds to \"take care of yourself\" with a dead stare, this is the move.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's funny, it's specific, it says \"I get you\" without saying anything at all. Works for birthdays, gag gifts, or just treating yourself after a week that had no business being that long. Maybe skip sending it to grandma without context.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the Do Not Resuscitate text on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's on the back. The front is completely blank. The joke only lands when people read it after you've already walked away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does DNR mean on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a play on the medical Do Not Resuscitate directive, worn as dark humor about being permanently done. Not a real medical instruction. Just a mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Do Not Resuscitate Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Follow the care instructions and you'll be fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42630252068946,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42630252101714,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42630252134482,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42630252167250,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42630252200018,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42630252232786,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42630252265554,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42630252298322,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42630252331090,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42630252363858,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42630252396626,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42630252429394,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42630252462162,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42630252494930,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Do_Not_Resuscitate_Tee__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1787010371","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/do-not-resuscitate-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}