{"product_id":"do-not-resuscitate-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Do Not Resuscitate Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Do Not Resuscitate Tee from Unethical Threads is a deadpan DNR joke for anyone who's emotionally flatlined and has no plans to recover. Available in black or white, this is the shirt you wear when your sense of humor is the only vital sign still showing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears a Do Not Resuscitate shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've been asked \"how are you?\" one too many times and decided the honest answer needed to go on their chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNight shift workers, parents of toddlers, anyone sitting through their third hour of a meeting that could've been an email. The DNR tee is for people who are technically alive but not taking questions about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't fall apart after a few washes (the bar is low and we clear it)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors outlast your will to participate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who responds to \"how's your day?\" with a thousand-yard stare, absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Do Not Resuscitate Tee is one of those gifts that says \"I see you, I get it, and I'm not going to ask if you're okay.\" It works for birthdays, holidays, or just a Tuesday when someone clearly needs it. If the recipient is easily offended, though, maybe stick with a gift card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the Do Not Resuscitate shirt an actual medical directive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. This is a humor tee, not a legal document. Please do not present this to your doctor and expect it to hold up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the DNR tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG print holds its color. Follow the care instructions and you'll get plenty of wear out of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I actually wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou can and you should. Most people laugh. The ones who don't were already having a bad day, and honestly, that just proves the shirt's point.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42630249349202,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42630249381970,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42630249414738,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42630249447506,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42630249480274,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42630249513042,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42630249545810,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42630249578578,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42630249611346,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42630249644114,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42630249676882,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42630249709650,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42630249742418,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42630249775186,"sku":"DoNotResuscitateF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Do_Not_Resuscitate_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1787009197","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/do-not-resuscitate-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}