{"product_id":"do-you-sell-hot-dogs-cuz-you-can-make-a-wiener-stand-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Do You Sell Hot Dogs Cuz You Can Make A Wiener Stand Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Do You Sell Hot Dogs Cuz You Can Make A Wiener Stand tee is a back-printed pickup line for people who commit to bad jokes with their whole chest. From Unethical Threads, it's the kind of shirt that does the flirting so you don't have to make eye contact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears a Hot Dog Pickup Line on Their Back?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who peaked in the group chat and decided to bring that energy into the real world. The back print means you're not even facing the person when the joke lands. You're just walking away, letting the line do its thing. Passive-aggressive flirting at its finest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after two washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL, because wiener jokes are for everybody\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (the only appropriate neckline for a hot dog shirt, honestly)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your last situationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign is on the back, so you get to be the last thing they read before you walk away\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're buying for has ever unironically used a pickup line at a barbecue, yes. It's the kind of gift that says \"I know exactly who you are and I'm not sorry.\" Works for birthdays, white elephants, bachelor parties, or just reminding someone you think they're ridiculous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack only. The whole point is that someone behind you reads it. You walk, they laugh, you never know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on pretty much everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing holds up. Follow the care tag (cold wash, tumble low) and the colors stay put.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work. Office job? Probably not. Food truck? 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