{"product_id":"does-your-butt-have-time-for-me-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Does Your Butt Have Time For Me Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Does Your Butt Have Time For Me Tee from Unethical Threads is the worst pickup line ever committed to fabric. It's the kind of shirt that says you've given up on charm but not on confidence. Available in black or white, because your terrible flirting deserves options.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who think subtlety is overrated. The type who'd say this out loud at a bar and somehow walk away with a phone number.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Does Your Butt Have Time For Me Tee lives in that sweet spot between \"I'm joking\" and \"unless you're into it.\" It's for the friend who always takes it one step too far, and you love them for it. If you've ever opened with something you immediately regretted but would absolutely say again, this is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton.\u003c\/strong\u003e Thick enough to absorb the judgment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit,\u003c\/strong\u003e sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck,\u003c\/strong\u003e because even your worst ideas deserve clean lines\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that sticks around longer than anyone you try this line on\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I give this as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. This is the gift you give someone when a gift card feels too safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt works for birthdays, bachelor parties, white elephants, or any occasion where you want the recipient to open it, read it, and say \"you're the worst\" while already trying it on. You know exactly who in your life needs the Does Your Butt Have Time For Me Tee. You might be one of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt suggestive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt has the word \"butt\" on it and frames it as a pickup line. So yes. But it's more goofy than graphic, more playground taunt than anything explicit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without being baggy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNope. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric, so it holds up through the wash without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack and white. Pick whichever matches your level of audacity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work. If your office has a sense of humor, sure. 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