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This shirt is their uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like it can take a hit (fitting, really)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you don't need a collar to make a statement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that doesn't bail after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign is on the back. The front stays clean. Let them read it as you walk away.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. If you know someone whose advice always circles back to comedic violence, this is the gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays, holidays, \"I saw this and thought of you\" moments. 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