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The one whose first instinct is always correct, just not legal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can take a beating (unlike the people you'd like to give one)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're classy like that\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that stays put longer than your patience\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable, which is more than we can say for your opinions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably. That's sort of the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a joke shirt with obvious hyperbole. Nobody wearing this is actually advocating violence. But if you're heading into a meeting with HR, maybe throw a jacket over it. Also makes a killer gift for the friend whose advice always starts with \"okay so hear me out\" and ends with someone getting blocked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing locks the ink into the fabric. Follow the care instructions and the print outlasts your patience with people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends who you ask. It's obviously a joke. If someone takes it literally, that says more about them than you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material is this made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Soft, durable, and thick enough to feel substantial.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow should I wash this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTurn it inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low. The print holds up fine. 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