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Honestly, that's the best possible comedic timing for a shirt like this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (yes, 4XL, because we planned ahead)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because you're already pushing limits elsewhere\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay put\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on the back, where the best exit lines belong\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for bachelor parties, birthdays, and white elephant exchanges where the goal is to make someone's partner question their life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe rhyme sticks in your head whether you want it to or not. Just know your audience. If you do know the person, this is the one they'll actually wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the design look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA cartoon hot dog character next to the text \"Don't Be A Dummy \/ Cum On Her Tummy\" in a mock-PSA style. The whole design is printed on the back of the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good bachelor party shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the best. Crude rhyme, cartoon hot dog, zero subtlety. It's basically a dress code.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton holds its shape. 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