{"product_id":"dont-do-drugs-without-me-funny-t-shirt","title":"Don't Do Drugs Without Me Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Don't Do Drugs Without Me tee from Unethical Threads takes that earnest anti-drug sticker you got in fifth grade and flips it into a loyalty pledge. Retro badge artwork, available in black or white, for anyone whose real fear was never the drugs. It was being left out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've never once said \"no thanks, I'm good\" and meant it. If your group chat has a standing rule that nobody starts the party without you, this is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe retro sticker design looks like something a school counselor would hand out at an assembly, which is exactly the point. Same format, opposite energy. It's the kind of shirt that does your talking for you at a house party, a festival, or a very honest family gathering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because FOMO doesn't check your measurements\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut, nothing experimental going on\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors stay locked in, not peeling off after three washes like a gas station souvenir\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e, both equally incriminating\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift. Specifically for the friend who would be genuinely offended if you did anything fun without them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome gifts say \"I was thinking of you.\" This one says \"I know exactly who you are and I'm not even sorry.\" Works for birthdays, bachelor parties, or just a random Tuesday when you feel like enabling someone's entire personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the Don't Do Drugs Without Me shirt come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the cotton fibers, so the design holds its color through the wash cycle, not just the first three.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends on your audience. Most people laugh. A few might lecture you. We consider both outcomes a success.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for a friend?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they're the person who gets genuinely upset when the group does something fun without them, this is the most accurate gift you'll ever buy.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42772333363282,"sku":"DontDoDrugsF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42772333396050,"sku":"DontDoDrugsF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42772333428818,"sku":"DontDoDrugsF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42772333461586,"sku":"DontDoDrugsF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42772333494354,"sku":"DontDoDrugsF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42772333527122,"sku":"DontDoDrugsF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42772333559890,"sku":"DontDoDrugsF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42772333592658,"sku":"DontDoDrugsF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42772333625426,"sku":"DontDoDrugsF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42772333658194,"sku":"DontDoDrugsF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42772333690962,"sku":"DontDoDrugsF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42772333723730,"sku":"DontDoDrugsF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42772333756498,"sku":"DontDoDrugsF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42772333789266,"sku":"DontDoDrugsF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Dont_Do_Drugs_Without_Me_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1790940551","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/dont-do-drugs-without-me-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}