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It's cheaper than therapy and significantly more honest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe back. The whole point is they read it after you've already made your exit. Front is clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a unisex relaxed fit, so yes. Check the size chart if you run hot in more ways than one. S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat depends entirely on how good you actually are. The shirt just states facts. Not our problem if the facts are uncomfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the print quality like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG (direct to garment) printing. The colors stay put through washes. 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