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You look someone dead in the eye while the person behind you reads your most important personal boundary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a costume\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because your emotional boundaries don't require a V-neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives your laundry habits, whatever those are\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print only\u003c\/strong\u003e, front is completely blank\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's one of the best things you can hand someone in a gift bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy it for the friend who won't stop talking about their attachment style. 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