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Pairs well with a blank stare and complete emotional unavailability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that holds up better than your last situationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (for absorbing everyone's vibes symmetrically)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that won't fade when your boundaries do\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they've ever unironically said \"I just feel things more deeply than other people,\" absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt that says what the group chat has been thinking. Works for birthdays, holidays, or just passive-aggressive Tuesdays. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh, then immediately put it on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortably on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Holds up through washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually soft?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton, so it has substance. Not tissue-paper thin, not cardboard stiff. The sweet spot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to therapy?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou can. 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