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Consider it a courtesy to everyone walking behind you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that survives repeated washes and repeated social situations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because this particular issue does not discriminate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, business up front, warning label on the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that stays vivid season after season\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the ideal gift for the person in your life who has already traumatized you at least once with an involuntary outburst. You both know who they are. Wrapping this up is less of a surprise and more of a formal acknowledgment. If you loved our Don't Scare Me I Poop Easily design, this is the companion piece for the friend with a slightly different trigger. They'll wear it because at this point, denial isn't an option.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a front or back print?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank, so you can approach people normally before they read the warning behind you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton, pre-shrunk. Follow the care label and it holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this going to offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a fart joke on a shirt. If that offends someone, they were already looking for a reason. Most people just laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCurrently available in black and white.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42842245693522,"sku":"DoNotScareMeIFartEasilyB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42842245726290,"sku":"DoNotScareMeIFartEasilyB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42842245759058,"sku":"DoNotScareMeIFartEasilyB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42842245791826,"sku":"DoNotScareMeIFartEasilyB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42842245824594,"sku":"DoNotScareMeIFartEasilyB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42842245857362,"sku":"DoNotScareMeIFartEasilyB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42842245890130,"sku":"DoNotScareMeIFartEasilyB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42842245922898,"sku":"DoNotScareMeIFartEasilyB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42842245955666,"sku":"DoNotScareMeIFartEasilyB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42842245988434,"sku":"DoNotScareMeIFartEasilyB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42842246021202,"sku":"DoNotScareMeIFartEasilyB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42842246053970,"sku":"DoNotScareMeIFartEasilyB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42842246086738,"sku":"DoNotScareMeIFartEasilyB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42842246119506,"sku":"DoNotScareMeIFartEasilyB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Dont_Scare_Me_I_Fart_Easily__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1792706787","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/dont-scare-me-i-fart-easily-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}