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Bold, blunt, unfiltered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that holds its shape and doesn't thin out on you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e from S to 4XL, because not-for-everyone doesn't mean not-for-your-size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because we're not animals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that actually lasts, not whatever your iron-on phase produced\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e Design on the back only. The front is a clean slate of plausible deniability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. That is the entire point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Don't Shoot I'm White Tee exists for the person who treats \"that's inappropriate\" as a compliment. If you need to poll your group chat before buying, this isn't for you. If you added it to cart before finishing this sentence, welcome home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back only. The front is completely blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Don't Shoot I'm White Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually good quality?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with DTG printing for color that holds up over time. It's a real shirt, not a novelty bin throwaway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this get a reaction?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. 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