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The name says it all (or, well, doesn't).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that handles as much punishment as Noah takes criticism\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because not everything needs to be complicated, Noah\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that outlasts Noah's attention span\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on the \u003cstrong\u003eback\u003c\/strong\u003e of the shirt, because some things are better said behind someone's back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncredible gift. Possibly the best gift a Noah-adjacent person can receive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays, holidays, random Tuesdays when Noah says something especially dense. It's specific enough to land and universal enough that every Noah's partner, sibling, or coworker will immediately get it. You don't even need wrapping paper. Just hand it over and let the back print do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on pretty much everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the back of the shirt. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt good quality?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with DTG printing for color that doesn't quit. Built to outlast the relationship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this around Noah?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's literally the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in both colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Black or white. 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