{"product_id":"dudes-named-will-but-wont-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Dudes Named Will But Won't Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Dudes Named Will But Won't tee is Unethical Threads at peak petty. If you've ever watched a Will say \"I will\" and then absolutely not follow through, this back print says everything you've been thinking. Available in black or white, S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who's been personally victimized by a Will's complete inability to commit to literally anything. Plans, relationships, dinner reservations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is petty apparel for people with specific grievances and solid comedic timing. It sits in the same name-roast family as the Dude Be Named Noah tee. If you've got a Will story (and let's be honest, most people do), wearing the joke on your back is funnier than retelling it for the hundredth time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because pettiness has no size limit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that actually sticks around (unlike Will)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on the back, so they won't see it coming\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone with a Will story, yes. Immediately yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks as a birthday gift, a breakup recovery gift, or a \"saw this and thought of you\" moment for the friend who's still processing it. Specific enough to land, universal enough that half the room gets it without needing context.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back. Front is clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it holds up fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this if I don't know a Will?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically yes, but it hits different when you do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and white. 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