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It's also just a really good name pun, and those hit different when you're wearing them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that holds up better than any Will's promises\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you don't need a collar to look disappointed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that actually lasts (unlike his interest)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a perfect gift for anyone who's been let down by a Will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's also a power move if your name IS Will and you've accepted your reputation. Self-awareness looks good on everyone. Pair it with an apology for whatever plans you bailed on last weekend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt comes in black or white. Pick whichever matches your mood about the Will in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on everybody.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFollow the care label and it won't. Unlike Will, this shirt actually does what it's supposed to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this about a specific Will?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Will. And no Will. 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