{"product_id":"e-is-for-emotional-abuse-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"E Is For Emotional Abuse Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe E Is For Emotional Abuse Tee from Unethical Threads is dark humor for anyone who's survived a relationship that needed its own glossary. Part of the red-flag alphabet series, featuring an elegant couple dancing while he drops a textbook gaslighting line. You've either heard it or dated someone who said it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's this shirt actually for?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who laugh at what used to hurt. That's the short answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe longer version: anyone who's ever been hit with 'I'm not emotionally abusing you, you're just crazy' and recognized it for exactly what it was. It's also a devastating gift for the friend who just left someone whose entire vocabulary was 'I never said that.' Therapeutic? No. Cathartic? Absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Thick, not tissue-paper thin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that won't ghost you after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable, no special instructions needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this actually make a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone in your life just exited a toxic relationship, this beats a sympathy card by a wide margin. The E Is For Emotional Abuse Tee says what a Hallmark card physically cannot. Wrap it, don't wrap it. The shirt speaks for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the E Is For Emotional Abuse Tee offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo gaslighters, probably. To everyone else, it's cathartic dark humor. Laughing at red flags is healthier than ignoring them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that works on pretty much every body type.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing locks the color in. This design will outlast most of your relationships.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the red-flag alphabet series?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA collection of shirts from Unethical Threads where each letter pairs with a different toxic trait. Think of it as the alphabet book your school counselor should have handed out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt good quality?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton, crew neck, relaxed fit. It's a real shirt, not a novelty item that falls apart after three washes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42514187190354,"sku":"EIsForF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42514187223122,"sku":"EIsForF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42514187255890,"sku":"EIsForF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42514187288658,"sku":"EIsForF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42514187321426,"sku":"EIsForF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42514187354194,"sku":"EIsForF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42514187386962,"sku":"EIsForF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/E_Is_For_Emotional_Abuse_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1784480274","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/e-is-for-emotional-abuse-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}