{"product_id":"eat-a-dick-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Eat A Dick Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Eat A Dick Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. \"EAT A DICK YOU DUMB SHIT\" printed across the back in stacked text, because some messages are best delivered as you walk away. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who have run out of polite ways to express themselves. This is the shirt you grab when diplomacy has failed and you want the last word without opening your mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front is completely blank, which is what makes it work. You look normal. Civilized, even. Then you turn around and the conversation is over. It's the exit line you don't have to rehearse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that holds up to repeated wear and repeated insults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because your neckline should be the least offensive thing about you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that outlasts whatever friendship you just ended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on the back. Blank front. Strategic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the right person, it's the best gift you'll ever give. For the wrong person, it's a restraining order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know who this is for. The friend who texts \"eat a dick\" as a greeting. The coworker who stopped pretending to care about office culture three years ago. Buy it for them. They'll wear it everywhere they probably shouldn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the back of this shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"EAT A DICK YOU DUMB SHIT\" in big stacked text. Zero ambiguity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the front of the shirt blank?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Completely blank. You look perfectly respectable from the front, which makes the back hit even harder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. Your call.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's DTG printed, so the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. 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