{"product_id":"eating-cures-depression-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Eating Cures Depression Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Eating Cures Depression Tee from Unethical Threads puts a full-color heart-eyes cat emoji where a certain word should be and calls it a day. It's a back print, so you deliver the diagnosis on your way out. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who think laughter is the second-best medicine. Anyone who's ever wanted to make a confident medical claim with zero credentials.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design lives on the back of the shirt (the front is blank), so you only share your professional opinion with the room you're already leaving. It's the politest possible way to be completely inappropriate. Great for barbecues, bar crawls, and anywhere you've already decided dignity is optional.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, blank front (the back is pulling all the weight here)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed, so that full-color cat emoji stays sharp no matter how many times you wash it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with one (1) unqualified medical opinion at no extra charge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch2\u003eWill this get me in trouble?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably. The real question is whether you care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe shirt technically just has a picture of a cat on it, so you've got plausible deniability built right in. If someone confronts you, just say you really love cats. Maintain eye contact. The lettering changes between the black and white versions, but the cat emoji stays in full color on both, because commitment to the bit matters.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this actually medical advice?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. This is a joke printed on a t-shirt, not a prescription. If you're dealing with depression, please talk to a real professional. We make shirts, not diagnoses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's on the front of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNothing. The front is blank. All the action is on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. The cat emoji is printed in full color on both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor the right person, it's the best gift they'll get all year. For the wrong person, it's evidence. 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