{"product_id":"eating-cures-depression-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Eating Cures Depression Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Eating Cures Depression Tee from Unethical Threads features a full-color heart-eyes cat emoji planted right between \"EATING\" and \"CURES DEPRESSION.\" It says everything you're thinking while technically saying nothing actionable in a court of law. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eWhat's With the Cat?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's carrying the whole operation. The orange, heart-eyed cat emoji is printed in full color on both the black and the white version, and it's the reason you get to claim plausible deniability. The surrounding text reads like a PSA from someone who absolutely did not go to medical school.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a shirt, not a napkin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e from S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you're inappropriate, not unhinged\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the cat's heart eyes stay vivid for the long haul\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e (the cat emoji stays in full color on both)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift if you know the person. It's a terrible gift if you're guessing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt is a litmus test. If the recipient would laugh at it, you already know who they are and you don't need our permission. If you're not sure, go with a candle. But if you're buying it for yourself, you already decided three sentences ago.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the Eating Cures Depression Tee actual medical advice?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It is a joke on a t-shirt. It is not medical advice, a prescription, or a substitute for therapy, medication, or professional help of any kind. If you need support, please reach out to a licensed professional.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the cat emoji on the shirt mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExactly what you think it means. The shirt just has better manners than you do.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. The cat emoji is printed in full color on both.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. That's between you and them. 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