{"product_id":"edge-hard-or-bust-trying-funny-t-shirt","title":"Edge Hard Or Bust Trying Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Edge Hard Or Bust Trying tee from Unethical Threads is a heavyweight cotton graphic tee for people who don't do anything at half effort. You either get the joke or you don't, and honestly, we're good either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople with commitment issues everywhere except their wardrobe. The Edge Hard Or Bust Trying tee hits for anyone who treats life like it's all or nothing and means it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the shirt you throw on when you want your chest to do the talking. Works at a barbecue. Works at 2am in a Waffle House. Really shines when someone squints at it and then the light bulb goes on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper situation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because nobody asked for a deep-V on this one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print locks the colors in so they survive your laundry habits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePairs well with confidence and questionable decision-making\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift. The Edge Hard Or Bust Trying tee is for that friend who always takes things exactly one step too far.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday, holiday, random Tuesday because you saw it and thought of them. If they don't laugh immediately, give them a second. The ones who get it, get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Edge Hard Or Bust Trying tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs true to size with a little room to breathe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. The colors hold up through the wash cycle, not just the first three.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on your reading comprehension. We just sell shirts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. It has actual weight to it, not the see-through stuff you'd find at a gas station.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42533981192274,"sku":"EdgeHardF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42533981225042,"sku":"EdgeHardF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42533981257810,"sku":"EdgeHardF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42533981290578,"sku":"EdgeHardF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42533981323346,"sku":"EdgeHardF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42533981356114,"sku":"EdgeHardF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42533981388882,"sku":"EdgeHardF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42533981421650,"sku":"EdgeHardF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42533981454418,"sku":"EdgeHardF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42533981487186,"sku":"EdgeHardF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42533981519954,"sku":"EdgeHardF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42533981552722,"sku":"EdgeHardF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42533981585490,"sku":"EdgeHardF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42533981618258,"sku":"EdgeHardF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Edge_Hard_Or_Bust_Trying_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1785764991","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/edge-hard-or-bust-trying-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}