{"product_id":"elect-a-clown-expect-a-circus-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Elect A Clown Expect A Circus Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Elect A Clown Expect A Circus tee from Unethical Threads is nonpartisan political cynicism you wear on your back. Doesn't matter which side of the aisle you're yelling at. If you've watched the news in the last decade and felt your eye twitch, this shirt already makes sense to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLiterally everyone who's ever rage-texted a group chat about an election. Left, right, center, completely checked out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe beauty of \"elect a clown, expect a circus\" is that it's universally applicable. Your uncle thinks it's about his guy's opponent. Your coworker thinks it's about hers. You both wear it to Thanksgiving and somehow get along.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because political frustration comes in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that survives your laundry habits (and your faith in democracy)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. It's the rare political shirt that doesn't pick a side, which means you can gift it without accidentally starting a family feud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, white elephant, or just sending one to your friend who won't stop posting op-eds. The back print means they'll be spreading the message every time they walk away from a conversation about fiscal policy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt about a specific politician?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNope. \"Elect a clown, expect a circus\" applies to whoever is making you shake your head right now. That's the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is on the back of the shirt. The front is blank, so you get that slow reveal when you walk past people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFollow the care label and you'll be fine. Heavyweight cotton holds its shape better than most politicians hold their promises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's available in black or white. 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