{"product_id":"elect-a-clown-expect-a-circus-funny-t-shirt","title":"Elect A Clown Expect A Circus Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Elect A Clown Expect A Circus tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's watched the political circus and stopped pretending either side has a competent ringmaster. Nonpartisan frustration, heavyweight cotton, available in black or white. Because the circus never closes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who's politically exhausted regardless of which direction they lean. Left, right, center, completely checked out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt doesn't pick a team. It picks on all of them. Perfect for people who've realized that no matter who wins, the rest of us are still buying tickets to the same show.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that holds up better than campaign promises\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that actually lasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the safest political shirts you can give, because it roasts every party equally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can gift this across the aisle without starting a Thanksgiving argument. Works for the libertarian uncle, the progressive cousin, and the friend who just keeps saying \"they're all crooks.\" They're not wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt liberal or conservative?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeither. It's anti-circus, which means anti-all-of-them. Equal opportunity cynicism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Elect A Clown tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing keeps the color locked in. Your faith in government will fade long before this print does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in black or white?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoth. Pick whichever matches your outlook on the current administration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the Elect A Clown Expect A Circus shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends on where you work. If your office has a \"no political statements\" policy, this one technically roasts everyone, so it might get a pass. 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