{"product_id":"emotional-support-drinking-buddy-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Emotional Support Drinking Buddy Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Emotional Support Drinking Buddy tee from Unethical Threads is the only credential you've actually earned. Four words stacked across the back of the shirt like a service vest, because your most marketable skill is showing up and ordering another round. Heavyweight cotton, unisex relaxed fit, in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's the Emotional Support Drinking Buddy?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou. The friend who answers every \"you up?\" text with \"name the bar.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eZero credentials, unlimited availability. Your entire therapeutic framework is \"that sucks, want another one?\" and honestly it works better than most apps. The design lives on the back, four lines stacked like an official designation, and the front stays blank because you don't need an introduction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton. The kind that doesn't get thin and weird after three washes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. You're traditional where it counts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed, so the text stays crisp through bar nights and the laundry cycles that follow.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. If someone in your life has earned this title, this is the only appropriate way to acknowledge it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe friend who says yes to \"just one more.\" Who has heard your breakup story four times without billing you. They've been doing the work. Get them the shirt and probably a drink to go with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is on the back. The front is blank. It's a reveal, not a billboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's DTG printed, so the text holds up. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this making fun of emotional support animals?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's about being the friend who shows up with drinks instead of a degree. No animals or certifications were harmed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42746777960530,"sku":"EmotionalSupportDrinkingBuddyB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42746777993298,"sku":"EmotionalSupportDrinkingBuddyB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42746778026066,"sku":"EmotionalSupportDrinkingBuddyB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42746778058834,"sku":"EmotionalSupportDrinkingBuddyB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42746778091602,"sku":"EmotionalSupportDrinkingBuddyB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42746778124370,"sku":"EmotionalSupportDrinkingBuddyB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42746778157138,"sku":"EmotionalSupportDrinkingBuddyB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42746778189906,"sku":"EmotionalSupportDrinkingBuddyB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42746778222674,"sku":"EmotionalSupportDrinkingBuddyB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42746778255442,"sku":"EmotionalSupportDrinkingBuddyB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42746778288210,"sku":"EmotionalSupportDrinkingBuddyB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42746778320978,"sku":"EmotionalSupportDrinkingBuddyB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42746778353746,"sku":"EmotionalSupportDrinkingBuddyB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42746778386514,"sku":"EmotionalSupportDrinkingBuddyB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Emotional_Support_Drinking_Buddy__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1790086588","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/emotional-support-drinking-buddy-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}