{"product_id":"emotional-support-snake-funny-t-shirt","title":"Emotional Support Snake Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Emotional Support Snake tee from Unethical Threads takes the emotional support animal trend and aims it somewhere deeply inappropriate. An arrow and three words do all the heavy lifting. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople with a fully intact sense of humor and almost no shame. That Venn diagram overlap is bigger than you think.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt for the cookout where you already know everyone, the bachelor party nobody's posting about, or the random Tuesday when you just want to watch a stranger read your chest and slowly process what they're looking at. The Emotional Support Snake tee is not subtle, and it was never trying to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a shirt, not a costume from a bulk bin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Snakes come in all sizes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing fancy. The print handles the personality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that stays locked in through the wash. Your reputation, less so.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e Choose based on your level of commitment to the bit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift if you want to learn exactly how well someone knows you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it to your buddy, your partner, your coworker you actually like. If they laugh, you chose right. The Emotional Support Snake tee lands especially well as a birthday or holiday gift because the unwrapping happens in front of people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Emotional Support Snake tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs a touch roomy. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing keeps the design locked in. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra careful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. The design works on both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this actually about a snake?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically yes. Spiritually no. Give it a second.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this going to offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. 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