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Available in black or white, because even your advocacy needs options.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after a few wash cycles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (you don't have to be 6'3 to wear it, but it helps with the bit)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the letters stay crisp and don't crack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print only. The front says nothing, which is more than most activists can manage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this shirt make fun of women?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It makes fun of the guy wearing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke is about men who find a way to center themselves in absolutely any conversation, including ones that have nothing to do with them. If you've ever watched someone announce their support for a cause and then immediately pivot to something about themselves, you've met this guy. The shirt lets you be him on purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack only. The front of the shirt is completely blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the End Period Cramps I'm 6'3 Tee make fun of periods?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The target of the joke is performative male allyship and the compulsive need to mention height. The cause itself is not the punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42657583497298,"sku":"EndPeriodCrampsB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42657583530066,"sku":"EndPeriodCrampsB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42657583562834,"sku":"EndPeriodCrampsB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42657583595602,"sku":"EndPeriodCrampsB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42657583628370,"sku":"EndPeriodCrampsB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42657583661138,"sku":"EndPeriodCrampsB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42657583693906,"sku":"EndPeriodCrampsB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42657583726674,"sku":"EndPeriodCrampsB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42657583759442,"sku":"EndPeriodCrampsB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42657583792210,"sku":"EndPeriodCrampsB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42657583824978,"sku":"EndPeriodCrampsB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42657583857746,"sku":"EndPeriodCrampsB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42657583890514,"sku":"EndPeriodCrampsB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42657583923282,"sku":"EndPeriodCrampsB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/End_Period_Cramps_Im_63_Tee__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1787927257","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/end-period-cramps-im-63-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}