{"product_id":"f-is-for-player-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"F Is For Player Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe F Is For Player Tee from Unethical Threads is a sarcastic graphic tee for anyone who's dated that person. You know the one: charming, non-committal, and somehow it's always your fault for noticing. Vintage dancing couple art, peak red flag energy, all on one shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who's been hit with \"I'm not like that anymore\" and then watched it happen again. If you've got a group chat dedicated to dissecting toxic dating red flags, this shirt is basically your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's also a strong pick for the friend who gives brutally honest dating advice that nobody takes. The F Is For Player Tee says what your friends are too polite to text back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that handles your emotional baggage and a hot dryer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (commitment-free neckline, fitting for the theme)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that outlasts his promises\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk because at least something in your life should be predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs the F Is For Player Tee a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, yes. If your friend just escaped another situationship with someone who \"wasn't ready for labels,\" this is the move. It's the funny dating gift that says \"I told you so\" without you having to say it out loud again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlso works as a self-purchase. Healing comes in many forms, and some of them are cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the F Is For Player Tee have profanity on it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The humor is all implication and a vintage dancing couple. Safe for work if your workplace has a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print holds up well. Follow the care label and the colors stay put.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the F Is For Player Tee a good dating humor gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat gift for anyone who's survived the dating scene. Pairs well with a bottle of wine and a \"told you so.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the design on the shirt look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt features \"F IS FOR...\" text with a vintage illustration of a couple dancing. The art captures classic player energy, no profanity required.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42514185945170,"sku":"FIsForF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42514185977938,"sku":"FIsForF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42514186010706,"sku":"FIsForF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42514186043474,"sku":"FIsForF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42514186076242,"sku":"FIsForF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42514186109010,"sku":"FIsForF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42514186141778,"sku":"FIsForF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/F_Is_For_Player_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1784479604","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/f-is-for-player-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}