{"product_id":"fbi-femboy-bussy-inspector-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"FBI Femboy Bussy Inspector Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe FBI Femboy Bussy Inspector tee from Unethical Threads is a fake federal credential printed across the back of a shirt, styled like agency lettering. Text only, no seal, no badge, just the title of a very important job that does not exist. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually wearing this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who already know. The FBI Femboy Bussy Inspector tee is for the chronically online, the group chat legends, the people who've internalized enough meme culture that a fake agency title in internet slang feels completely natural on a shirt. You either get it instantly or you don't. No middle ground.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because this isn't a V-neck kind of joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives the wash cycle like a professional\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print only.\u003c\/strong\u003e The front says nothing. Let them read it as you walk away.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIf you have to ask, probably not for that person. But if someone specific came to mind the second you saw the title, you already know the answer. The FBI Femboy Bussy Inspector tee works for birthdays, pride, or the timeless \"I saw this and immediately thought of you\" occasion. Sizes S to 4XL, so you've got range.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this an official FBI shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. This is an unofficial parody with no affiliation to the Federal Bureau of Investigation or any government agency. Nobody at any three-letter agency approved this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOn the back. The front is blank. Think field jacket lettering, except the field is a party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFollow the care label and you'll be fine. Cold wash, tumble dry low. The heavyweight cotton holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat depends entirely on your relationship with the internet. It's affectionate meme humor, not a shot at anyone. 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