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If that sentence makes you smile, you're the target demographic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually holds up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e We didn't overthink it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the color stays put through washes. Your credentials are permanent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e. Pick your agency dress code.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStatistically, yes. But the joke is the absurd fake credential, not the people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSame energy as slapping \"CEO of Bad Decisions\" on a business card. Nobody's the punchline except the concept of official authority applied to deeply unofficial things. If you or the person you're shopping for lives terminally online, this lands. If it needs explaining, just get them socks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this an official FBI product?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. This is an unofficial parody. The Federal Bureau of Investigation has no affiliation with this shirt and almost certainly never will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the FBI Femboy Bussy Inspector Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Check the size chart on this page before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing bonds ink directly into the fabric. 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