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The design lives on the back of the shirt, so people only get the full picture once you've already walked past them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that holds its shape (because your last request deserves a solid delivery system)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because even dark humor deserves a clean neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that stays locked in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e, so people read it as you walk away. Fitting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne of the best, honestly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGive it to the friend who already has their funeral playlist on Spotify. The coworker who makes HR uncomfortable at every happy hour. Your dad who thinks he's funnier than he is (he might be right). Wrap it or don't. The back print does its own talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe back reads FEEL FREE TO DRESS SLUTTY AT MY FUNERAL IT'S WHAT I WOULD HAVE WANTED. The front is blank. Let the back do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack print only. The front is clean, so you can maintain plausible deniability until you turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Everyone deserves a funeral dress code, regardless of size.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. The DTG print keeps its color through every wash. Your sense of humor is the only thing that might fade.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to an actual funeral?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe can't legally advise you on that. 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