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Absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton.\u003c\/strong\u003e The good stuff.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit,\u003c\/strong\u003e sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Clean lines for an unclean request.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that lasts (longer than you will, statistically).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's practically made for the friend who's described their ideal funeral in uncomfortable detail at a dinner party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, holidays, or as a very forward-thinking gesture. If the person receiving it has ever said \"make my funeral fun,\" congratulations, you just nailed their birthday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the print hold up after washing?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's DTG printed, so the ink is bonded directly to the fabric. Follow the care label and it stays sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this a good gift for someone with dark humor?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's practically designed for that person. Great for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion where normal gifts feel too safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat material is this made from?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. 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