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The back print placement is the whole bit: you look normal from the front, meanwhile everyone behind you knows exactly how easy you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate after three washes like your last situationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, blank front (maintaining the illusion of composure)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that stays vivid long after your dignity fades\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack and white colorway, because your emotional vulnerability doesn't need RGB\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExceptional gift, actually.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the friend who always falls too fast, the one who just got out of therapy and immediately started using the vocabulary to flirt, or yourself after your third talking stage this month. It says what they were already saying out loud, just on cotton now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the text on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. The front is completely blank. You look composed until you walk away, which is kind of the whole joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but the fit is forgiving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's self-deprecating, not targeting anyone. You're the joke. Most people will laugh. The ones who don't probably weren't going to manipulate you anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this about being an actual victim?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's a joke about using vulnerability as a pickup line. The wearer is volunteering, not complaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I wash it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCold wash, tumble dry low, inside out if you're feeling precious about it. 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