{"product_id":"feeling-pretty-vulnerable-if-any-ugly-girls-wanna-fuck-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Feeling Pretty Vulnerable If Any Ugly Girls Wanna Fuck Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Feeling Pretty Vulnerable If Any Ugly Girls Wanna Fuck Tee is Unethical Threads at its most shameless. A crude, self-deprecating pickup line slapped across heavyweight cotton in big block letters. Available in black and white, because subtlety was never on the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've made peace with the fact that their sense of humor is going to thin out the dating pool.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt you wear when your standards are low, your confidence is lower, and you've decided to just be honest about it. It's less a fashion statement and more an emotional press release. The kind of self-roast that only works if you actually mean it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a neck hole\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because we're crude, not experimental\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the text stays sharp and the color doesn't bail after five washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlack or white only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pick your fighter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is if you know your audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis lands perfectly for the friend who says the worst thing at every dinner party and somehow gets invited back. It is not the right gift for your coworker, your pastor, or anyone who has ever described themselves as \"easily offended.\" If you have to wonder whether they'd think it's funny, they won't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print crack or fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The DTG print holds its color and detail wash after wash. Just turn it inside out, wash cold, and skip the dryer if you want to be extra careful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt actually get me laid?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStatistically unlikely. But it will identify the people in the room who share your sense of humor, and that's a start.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt going to offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. That is not a bug. If you need a shirt that plays well at family reunions, we have those too. This is not one of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I return it if it doesn't fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCheck our return policy page for full details. We want you to actually wear the thing, not shove it in a drawer.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42440537178194,"sku":"UglyGirlsFront-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42440537210962,"sku":"UglyGirlsFront-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42440537243730,"sku":"UglyGirlsFront-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42440537276498,"sku":"UglyGirlsFront-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42440537309266,"sku":"UglyGirlsFront-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42440537342034,"sku":"UglyGirlsFront-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42440537374802,"sku":"UglyGirlsFront-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42440537407570,"sku":"UglyGirlsFront-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42440537440338,"sku":"UglyGirlsFront-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42440537473106,"sku":"UglyGirlsFront-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42440537505874,"sku":"UglyGirlsFront-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42440537538642,"sku":"UglyGirlsFront-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42440537571410,"sku":"UglyGirlsFront-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42440537604178,"sku":"UglyGirlsFront-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Feeling_Pretty_Vulnerable_If_Any_Ugly_Girls_Wanna_Fuck_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1781033966","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/feeling-pretty-vulnerable-if-any-ugly-girls-wanna-fuck-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}