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The shirt does all the work while technically saying nothing wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after five washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (funny isn't size-restricted)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because we're inappropriate, not avant-garde\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print locks color into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually Offensive?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically, no. The shirt says two perfectly innocent words.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhatever your brain does with that arrangement is between you and your conscience. The Fet's Luck tee lives in that gray area where the wearer is always innocent and the reader is always guilty. It's a literacy test disguised as a t-shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does Fet's Luck actually mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExactly what it says. Two perfectly normal words. If you read something else, that says more about you than the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe text is completely clean. Whether your coworkers can handle what their own brains do with it is a separate issue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without being a tent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing bonds ink directly into the fabric fibers. It holds up through regular washing without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Monochrome is the whole point. 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