{"product_id":"fight-me-im-retarded-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Fight Me I'm Retarded Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Fight Me I'm Retarded Tee from Unethical Threads is a backprint that picks a fight and forfeits in the same breath. The person behind you gets the challenge and the surrender at the same time. Peak self-sabotage, worn on the back where you can't even see it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho walks around wearing this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've never won a fight and aren't planning to start now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design sits on the back of the shirt, so you're issuing a challenge to whoever's behind you while you walk away from it. The front is blank. Completely clean. The back is doing all the work, which is also a pretty accurate summary of the wearer's life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton. The kind that actually has some weight to it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Room for everyone, including people who shouldn't be picking fights.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because apparently that needs saying.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text doesn't crack, peel, or quietly disappear like your resolve.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this actually start a fight?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe small print does the work of de-escalation before anything gets started. Anyone who reads the whole thing is going to laugh or walk away confused. The people who only read the big text were going to have a problem with you anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back. Front is completely blank. You approach people looking normal and walk away looking like a liability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt actually start a fight?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe disclaimer does the heavy lifting. Most people who read the whole thing laugh. The ones who don't were going to have a problem with you regardless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printed, so the text holds up. 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