{"product_id":"fih-tee","title":"Fih Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFih Tee is Unethical Threads doing what we do best: taking something deeply, beautifully stupid and putting it on a shirt. If you know, you know. If you don't, this probably isn't for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho is this shirt actually for?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe chronically online. The Fih Tee is for people whose humor peaked somewhere between surrealism and straight-up brain damage. You send memes to the group chat at 3 AM. You've laughed at things you genuinely cannot explain to another human being.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou'll wear this and exactly the right people will nod at you. Everyone else will just be confused, which honestly makes it better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e from S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because some things don't need reinventing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors stay locked in through the wash cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/strong\u003e, because surprises belong in memes, not laundry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if the person deserves something genuinely weird. The Fih Tee is the kind of gift that says you know their sense of humor and you respect it. Perfect for birthdays, white elephants, or just telling someone you see them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they don't get it, that's their problem. You tried.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does Fih mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt means exactly what you think it means. Or it doesn't. The shirt gets funnier either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Fih Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a relaxed unisex fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing locks the design in so it holds up through plenty of wash cycles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt comfortable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a solid, broken-in feel. Not stiff, not flimsy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42307527835730,"sku":"Fihsh-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42307527868498,"sku":"Fihsh-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42307527901266,"sku":"Fihsh-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42307527934034,"sku":"Fihsh-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42307527966802,"sku":"Fihsh-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42307527999570,"sku":"Fihsh-Black-3XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42307528032338,"sku":"Fihsh-Black-4XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Fih_Tee.jpg?v=1771509849","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/fih-tee","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}