Finding Emo Tee

The Finding Emo Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who watched that fish movie and thought it needed more eyeliner and My Chemical Romance. It's a heavyweight cotton tee that says exactly what your Myspace page used to say, just printed on better fabric.

Who actually wears this?

People who had a Livejournal. People who still listen to Dashboard Confessional unironically. Your coworker who "went through a phase" that suspiciously never ended.

Honestly, if you grew up writing poetry in a spiral notebook and pretending rain was your personal soundtrack, this shirt already belongs to you. The Finding Emo Tee is less of a purchase and more of a homecoming.

• Heavyweight cotton that could survive your most dramatic emotional breakdown
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because V-necks are too optimistic
• DTG printed for color that holds up longer than your last situationship
• Pre-shrunk, so it won't abandon you like everyone else

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely. If someone in your life has ever described rain as "beautiful" or posted song lyrics as an Instagram caption, hand them this shirt.

It works for birthdays, holidays, or just a random Tuesday when they need a reminder that somebody gets them. They'll either laugh or cry, and for an emo kid, both of those count as a win.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Finding Emo Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works whether you're built like a bass guitarist or a lead singer who only eats feelings.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. DTG printing locks the design in. Follow the care instructions and this tee will outlast your emo phase (which, let's be honest, isn't over).

Is the shirt comfortable?

Heavyweight cotton, so it's substantial but not stiff. Think favorite hoodie energy, but in tee form.

Does this ship free?

Yes. Free shipping on every order. No minimums, no hoops.

Will this offend people?

Only people who never had a Myspace. Everyone else will get it immediately.