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It's stage magician confidence meets total lack of shame, and honestly, that combination has never not been funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes (you're welcome)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because we're inappropriate, not animals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that actually stays sharp\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, yes. It's the gift that says \"I know exactly who you are and I'm not sorry about it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBachelor parties, birthday presents for that one friend, or a gag gift that ends up becoming someone's favorite shirt. It lands because it commits to the bit. No half-measures, no winking \"isn't this naughty\" energy. Just a full-volume inappropriate joke on your back for the world to read at their own risk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a back print. The front is blank, so you get the delayed reaction when people read it as you walk past.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric so the design stays crisp through heavy rotation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in colors other than black and white?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCurrently available in black or white. Pick whichever matches your level of audacity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLegally, yes. 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