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The kind of sturdy that outlasts whatever grudge you're currently nursing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Grudges come in every size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Classic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that sticks around longer than most people's loyalty.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. Give it to the friend who still brings up that thing from college. Give it to yourself, because you earned it. The design sits on the back, so the person behind you gets the message without you having to turn around and explain yourself. Efficient pettiness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is on the back. The front is blank. Whoever's behind you gets to read your policy on forgiveness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton and DTG printed. Follow the care label and it holds up. Unlike certain people's promises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a shirt about holding a grudge. 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