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Thick enough to absorb the stares from people who think you should have moved on by now.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because even resentment deserves a classic silhouette.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that sticks around. Kind of like you, with that thing from 2019.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift. If you know someone who holds grudges with the precision of an accountant doing quarterly taxes, this is the move. It says \"I see you, I respect your commitment to never letting anything slide, and I got you a shirt about it.\" Works for birthdays, holidays, or a random Tuesday when you want to validate someone's refusal to be the bigger person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever matches your mood, which is presumably still annoyed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFollow the care instructions and it holds up fine. Heavyweight preshrunk cotton. Unlike your patience, this keeps its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this going to offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly people who think forgiveness is a personality trait. Everyone else will just nod.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to family events?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can. 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