{"product_id":"former-teenage-dirtbag-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Former Teenage Dirtbag Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Former Teenage Dirtbag Tee from Unethical Threads is three words stacked across the back of a shirt, and every one of them is pulling weight. FORMER claims you've changed. The other two make sure nobody believes you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who aged out of being a problem but kept the receipts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou remember the smoking corner, the assistant principal's first name, and at least one incident that still gets brought up at Thanksgiving. You're fully employed now, maybe even responsible, but something in you lights up when someone says \"remember when.\" The design sits on the back, which is how a reputation used to travel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like it can take a beating\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because former dirtbags come in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, no fuss\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the confession doesn't fade after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white. Pick the one that matches your record.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this make a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who peaked in mischief at fifteen and is still quietly proud of it, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt for the friend whose parents have stories they refuse to tell at dinner, the one who starts sentences with \"back in high school\" and gets a certain look. You don't need to wrap it. They'll know exactly why you picked it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is on the back. The front is intentionally blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight preshrunk cotton. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is it available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work and how much your HR department already knows about you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42733925662802,"sku":"FormerTeenageDirtbagB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42733925695570,"sku":"FormerTeenageDirtbagB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42733925728338,"sku":"FormerTeenageDirtbagB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42733925761106,"sku":"FormerTeenageDirtbagB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42733925793874,"sku":"FormerTeenageDirtbagB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42733925826642,"sku":"FormerTeenageDirtbagB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42733925859410,"sku":"FormerTeenageDirtbagB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42733925892178,"sku":"FormerTeenageDirtbagB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42733925924946,"sku":"FormerTeenageDirtbagB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42733925957714,"sku":"FormerTeenageDirtbagB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42733925990482,"sku":"FormerTeenageDirtbagB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42733926023250,"sku":"FormerTeenageDirtbagB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42733926056018,"sku":"FormerTeenageDirtbagB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42733926088786,"sku":"FormerTeenageDirtbagB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Former_Teenage_Dirtbag_Tee__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1789388506","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/former-teenage-dirtbag-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}