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Walking away from people is where this tee does its best work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a see-through napkin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because good jokes come in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, classic cut, nothing experimental happening up top\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay exactly where they are\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print design. Front stays clean for plausible deniability on approach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the gift for someone you know well enough to insult with a straight face. Birthday, white elephant, \"I saw this and immediately thought of you\" energy. If the recipient still says \"heck\" instead of the real word, maybe get them a candle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the back of the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back reads FRIENDS ARE LIKE BALLOONS SOMETIMES YOU BLOW THEM. The front is blank. Make of that what you will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. The front is clean, giving you a normal-looking entrance and a memorable exit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton, so follow the care instructions and you'll be fine. Cold wash, tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on your workplace. If your coworkers have a sense of humor, you'll be a legend. 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