{"product_id":"frostitute-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Frostitute Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Frostitute Tee from Unethical Threads puts a full-color bootleg rap-tee graphic across your back: three snow-women in shades and beachwear, posing like they dropped the hottest mixtape of the ice age. Front is blank, back is the whole show.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually wearing this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who commit to a bit. The Frostitute Tee is for anyone who saw three snow-women in grass skirts and chrome lettering and thought, yes, that belongs across my shoulder blades.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt plays the same bootleg-poster format as a real vintage tour tee, big arched title up top, full photo collage underneath. Except the headliner is a snow-woman sitting on a throne in a bikini top, and the venue is a winter that clearly got out of hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't go see-through after one wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e from S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because some things don't need reinventing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e directly into the fabric, so the colors stay where they belong\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person laughs at the name, buy it. If they stare at you blankly, save your money.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Frostitute Tee is a top-tier White Elephant pick and a solid way to find out who in your friend group actually gets it. It works for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion where \"thoughtful\" takes a back seat to \"memorable.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is on the back only. The front is completely blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Frostitute Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print hold up in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up through regular washing. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt going to offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends on your crowd's tolerance for snowman-based wordplay. 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