{"product_id":"frostitute-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Frostitute Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Frostitute Tee from Unethical Threads is a full-colour graphic tee with the energy of a '90s bootleg rap poster. \"FROSTITUTE\" in blue chrome block letters over three snow-women rocking hula skirts, sunglasses, and full tropical vacation mode. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who peaked in the weird shirt game and refuse to come down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLook, the Frostitute Tee isn't subtle and it's not trying to be. It's three snow-women on a fake mixtape cover dressed for a beach they would not physically survive. This is the shirt for ugly sweater parties, white elephant exchanges, and any situation where the dress code is \"questionable decisions.\" It reads as committed, not careless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a shirt, not a suggestion of one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for colors that last, because a faded Frostitute is just sad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the best kind: the kind that says \"I know exactly who you are.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Frostitute Tee works for birthdays, Secret Santa, white elephant, or just because someone in your life needs a shirt with snow-women posing on a throne like they're dropping a winter mixtape. You already know who that person is. Honestly, it might be you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"Frostitute\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a portmanteau. Frost plus a profession. The three snow-women in tropical outfits on the shirt should fill in the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Frostitute Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The DTG print embeds the ink into the fabric, so the colors hold up through regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does the shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. Same design on both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work. If your office has a sense of humor, absolutely. 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