{"product_id":"fuck-me-like-the-government-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Fuck Me Like The Government Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Fuck Me Like The Government tee from Unethical Threads takes the one thing everyone agrees on and puts it on your back. Nonpartisan, crude, and somehow still a political statement. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who file their taxes and feel personally violated. This shirt resonates across the entire political spectrum because no matter who's in charge, the sentiment stays accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to a barbecue, a bar, or the DMV if you're feeling dangerous. The back print means you'll be halfway past someone before they read it, which is honestly the ideal delivery for this kind of joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because you're making enough statements with the back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives your laundry habits, whatever those are.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e, so you can match your mood or your outlook on the fiscal year.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill This Offend Someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. That's the entire point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe beautiful thing about this shirt is that it offends people on both sides equally. Left, right, libertarian, whatever. Everyone's been screwed by the government, and everyone has an opinion about it. The profanity just speeds up the filtering process for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt political?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's anti-government, which means it's bipartisan. Everyone hates getting screwed by the system. This shirt just says it out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the back. The front is blank, so you look normal until you walk away. Maximum impact, minimum warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. The government screws everyone equally, so we size accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're buying for has ever complained about taxes, politics, or the DMV, yes. If they work for the IRS, also yes, but with a different energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The DTG print holds up through every wash. 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