{"product_id":"fuck-me-like-the-government-funny-t-shirt","title":"Fuck Me Like The Government Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Fuck Me Like The Government Tee from Unethical Threads says what everyone's thinking every April 15th (and honestly, most other days too). Available in black or white, this crude, nonpartisan graphic tee turns your frustration with taxes into a pickup line nobody asked for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who file their taxes on time and still feel violated. Libertarians, anarchists, centrists, your weird uncle, that one coworker who won't shut up about capital gains.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt doesn't pick a side because the government screws everybody equally. It's the one thing we can all agree on, really. Wear it to a barbecue, a protest, or just the grocery store when you realize what eggs cost now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not like tissue paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, big guys get to be funny too)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that sticks around longer than your tax refund\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. If someone in your life has ever muttered obscenities while doing their taxes, you now have their next birthday, holiday, or divorce party present sorted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with a bottle of cheap whiskey and a copy of the tax code. Or just hand it over in the bag. The shirt does all the talking. They'll either love you for it or question your judgment, and both outcomes are pretty funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt support any political party?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. This is equal-opportunity government frustration. Left, right, center, doesn't matter. Everyone gets screwed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Fuck Me Like The Government Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print holds its color well. Wash inside out on cold and hang dry if you want it looking sharp for longer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work. Accounting firms during tax season might give you a pass. HR departments, probably not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in colors other than black and white?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCurrently available in black or white. 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